tags:
#personal

i hate being alone but hey might as well get used to it even though that’s what ive been trying to do for the last 11 years…

also i have nerve damage now

tags:
#personal

i got my hair cut but i look stupid when i take pictures so yeah

tumblingmagpie:

I’ve put all of the fabric painting tutorials into one big photo post.

Includes silk painting with resist (Elven Banner), free-hand painting on stretch fabrics (Jareth from Labyrinth), fake embroidery with puffy paint (Peter of Narnia), graphite transfer paper with fabric paint pens (Tali from Mass Effect) and regular Tulip fabric paint (TARDIS lab coat).

Maybe this format is better?

baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*

goddammitkino:

This video

I hope yo happy Mich you da one who put da idea in my head

funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you

tags:
#same

renekton:

suddenly realizing you’re a furry likeimage

tags:
#iJM FUICING

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

kimpissable:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

your’e