SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIVE YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT
REASONS WHY GIRLS SHOULDN’T HAVE SHORT HAIR: THEY WILL BE SO CUTE THAT YOUR INSIDES WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR EYES WILL MELT OUT OF YOUR SKULL BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO CUTE. THEY WILL KILL YOU. GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR CUTENESS
I assume he’s in more of a defensive stance, but I do like this gif.
(as inspired by an ask i got the other day!)
hey man can we pull over i need some cheesits
welcome to the 75th horny games, everyone take your clothes off & suck my dick
ah yes. the economy has gone to hell, prices have gone up and unemployment rate is skyrocketing
so lets deliver everything on fucking drones. what an excellent idea, its not like anyone actually needs that job.